The doctor says my great uncles gonna lose eyesight, hearing and have heart attacks cuz of his weight. Call me a bad person if you want but its his own fault. When you need someone to do everything for you, like helping you out of bed every morning, thats ridiculous. The sad part is, hes still shoveling food through his mouth even though itll give him a heart attack. An episode of Family Guy made me happy today

Meg: Oh my god! I'm so fat. Can I get lypo
Stewie: Heres an Idea: Put down the fork!
this is soooooooo true.

I was watching the news the other day and some wicked fat lady sued Mcdonalds because she went there every day and ate enough food to fee 5 people. She won the case even though it was her fault, not McDonald's fault. Oh yeah, Our school cant sell fudge rounds, zebra cakes, chips, or gushers anymore because of Child Obiesety.