Wonder how people didn´t notice this.

[Christmas]

You just need to consider that Squall says "This is it.Ultimecia is here." near the master room.It always happens no matter if you kill any monster or not.He will say it even if you take the fastest path from the castle entrance to the master room(in which case you will see only one monster).
So,how will Squall know that Ultimecia is there?It could as well be a monster.
And no,the door is not opened as some of you said many months ago.

For what happened earlier, read the previous page of this thread.

Narrator: And so the four warriors continued their journey against Unknowns.

Xaven: Aren't we all dead already??
Future Esthar: Even if I die, my theories will never die!!!
Squall of SeeD:......
crazybayman: Who cares, let's just move on.

Narrator: Some time later...

Xaven: Hey, this look like a pretty impressive DOOR we have here.
Future Esthar :So? never see a door in your life???
Squall of SeeD:.........
crazybayman:According to the past FF series game, there is alway a WARNING when something major is gonna happen!!! Like those famous lines "It is going to get nasty from here" or "Better check your equipments" and all this stuff. Also the location in the menu say " Room Of Savage Moogles".(Dun ask me how I access the menu....)

Narrator:........

Xaven: ....No warning, Well?
Future Esthar: even I could tell by the look and location of the DOOR that is the PROMISED LAND inside..
Squall of SeeD:...
crazybayman: No point pondering then. Let's go.

Narrator: And so the four warrior of lights walk through the door only to be brutally slaughtered by a bunch of "Whatever" moogles which are narrow minded and cannot accept Future Esthar's theories.

Xaven: WHAT THE SMUF??? Aren't we suppose to get some WARNING when something like this is gonna happen???
Future Esthar: Ya, especially when they dun accept my theories!!!
Squall of SeeD:....gay....
crazybayman:Look smart alec, you were the one that say there is the PROMISED LAND inside!!! So this is what is promised? one way trip to Game Over?

Narrator: And so the party was wiped out because they have no sense of COMMON SENSE to ANALYSIS stuff LOGICALLY and rely too much on their IMAGINATION.

The End

Gamer:Ok, I am demanding a REFUND no matter what!!!

I believe (through my experience on the forums) there is 1 up to 10000 members who were "open minded" about FF8 (me,bipper and Random Locker belong to this class).

So, those that agree with you are open minded and those that dun are narrow minded also known as "Whatever" members? Talk about democracy and freedom in speech...

Many times we see a monster on an end path.For example,Gargantua.When we go there on the armory room we can´t go any further.So we are forced to go back and choose another path.

Because that is not the MAIN path.

But how do he knows there is not a monster inside the room?
After all you only see one monster in the main path so...
The door is closed.How do he knows there is not a back entrance leading to other bridge?

Narrator: And so the four warriors of light decided to rest in an inn for a meal.

Xaven: Look, i want anything but this "Uncle Ronald Mcdonald Happy Meal With A Free Chocobo Doll Included". Okay, you heard me? I am not a kid, ok? I dun want this! YOU HEARD ME? I DUN WANT THIS.....ok, give me this then.
Future Esthar: .......
Squall of SeeD:copycat....
crazybayman: Give me something that will make me drunk...

Narrator:And so the meals is served and our heroes started eating...

Xaven: I told them I dun want this, but oh well..*hug the chocobo doll tightly and started giggling*
Future Esthar: WAIT!!! DUN EAT!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THERE'S SOMETHING AMISS???
SquallofSeeD:........
crazybayman: Something is only amiss when the "........" didn't appear above my name.

Narrator: And so Future Esthar unreveal the big secret to them...

Xaven: So, the food is POSIONED because the waiter didn't SMILE at us when he serve the food....
Future Esthar: NOT ONLY THAT!! Did you notice the waiter take took out order is different from the one that serve our food, also the waiter didn't serve our food with his right arm when he is right handed, not to forget the waiter that took down our orders had a TATOO on his arm and do you know what means? Death!!! And also...
Squall of SeeD: :........
crazybayman: I think I have better dogfood than listening to your junks...

To be COntinued.......

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