i use the word shunk to stop myself swearing in front of the kiddies at work. like. "you're a shunk" "i'm a way for a shunk" "i'll shunk you up" "i've got a huge shunk" "that smells like shunk" so the same thing can be introduced here.

and if yoshi'tika is gonna be excempt can we excempt scun'thorpe too?