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Heh.. I've been to enough forums, that I should know how to post responcibly... Not that it makes a difference with most newbs these days, but.. Meh.Originally Posted by Leeza
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Oh my god. Who ARE you? Best newbie ever!
Jesus Christ.. What the hell is up with all the "best newbie ever"-type comments? I mean, I know I'm more coherent than most but goddamn.. Is it really that bad?? o__O
well there actually IS a noob forum. Psy´s usernotes.
EoFF is home to many new generation FF fans who aren't used to the internet. Most are uncommonly young. Better get used to it.What the hell is up with all the "best newbie ever"-type comments? I mean, I know I'm more coherent than most but goddamn.. Is it really that bad??
Mercenary X greets the fresh swine without discrimination.
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Also, *makes antler ears, crosses eyes, and blaggles tongue* . . .
*walks away and abandons newbie*
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
(SPOILER) . . . the truth iswe (SPOILER)were all totally (SPOILER)talking about you the other day and decided that we didn't like (SPOILER)you and you were a horrible waste of exisitence but we didn't want to let you (SPOILER)know so we are kissing your ass by saying that you are the best newbie ever (SPOILER)then when you aren't expecting it we will duct tape you to hell and sacrafice you to the chocobo Gods. =D?
P.S. - or perhaps I was misinformed. :<3:
I like this guy already...
Edit: Strong words, eh?? Go fuza!!
Originally Posted by Fuzakeru
Roffles. That sounds more plausible.![]()
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