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    Zell: Who does he think he is?
    Squall: I don't know... why don't you ask him?
    (about Seifer)

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    MGS3:

    Sigint: Ah, you're wearing the chocolate chip pattern.
    Snake: Chocolate chip? You mean this camouflage?
    Sigint: Yeah.
    Snake: I've never heard of a camo pattern called that before...
    Sigint: Yeah, I know. I just thought it up right now. The chocolate chip
    pattern is probably designed to provide cover in a desert environment. It
    should work best against a sandy or rocky background.
    Snake: Makes sense. But why'd you call it chocolate chip?
    Sigint: 'Cause that's what it reminds me of.
    Snake: What?
    Sigint: Those little round cookies the major is always snackin' on.
    Zero: They're not cookies. They're scones.
    Sigint: Major!
    Zero: And it's not a snack. It's afternoon tea.
    Sigint: Snack, tea, same thing.
    Zero: No, it's not! Look here, afternoon tea is a fine old English tradition.
    Sigint: Uh oh. Here we go again. Talk to you later, Snake.
    Zero: The origins of afternoon tea go back to the Victorian Era. Anna Maria,
    the seventh Duchess of Bedford, was...


    there was a picture here

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    From Xenogears (not sure about the exact wording):

    Hammer: OH YEAH!!! DID YOU SEE MY MAD SKILLZ?!!!!

    (waits for Kishi to post screen shot)

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    What the hell is Hammer anyway? A gopher, a beaver, and Otter?

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    in the New Star Wars Game "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith" When you play Multiplayer and Use the Character "Serra Keto" She has a lot of really funny Quotes.

    one of the ones i laughed at was, when she fights Darth Vader she says "Which one of those buttons calls for help?"

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    my favourite video game quote . one of them has to be on spiderman the movie game.on the tutorial level it teachs you how to do the yoyo at the end(which is basically hanging from ceilings.)and the guy says"the do the yoyo get on the ceiling and press l1 and r2 to ferform the yoyo but beware if you press l2 and r1 ...you will explode!"(shame it doesnt works that guy has some funny quotes on the spiderman 2 game as well.)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4
    ...*holds up free hugs sign.*

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    "Shoot anything with mouths bigger than their heads"
    Word/s.

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    "I was a perfect lady last night! But why does my tummy hurt so...?"

    Lucca, This might be a Chrono Trigger spoiler I'm not sure but here it is anywayafter the party in 65,000,000 B.C.
    All life begins with a Nu and ends with a Nu.

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    Frogfucius: Mallow my boy I've kept this from you for a long time now but you're... Not a tadpole!
    (BIG SHOCK BY EVERYONE)

    that was funny because it was so obvious

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