DeathMatches

[FoxHoundx25]

as a hobbie of mine, i randomly pit characters and people in death matches to think about who would win....such as clint eastwood vs. the predator.........

and obviously video games supply a lot of characters in which to do this...and FF being a game full of warriors, its perfect.....

so here's a few matches to think about...

1) all the zombies from resident evil, or Sephiroth

2) John Wayne or tidus and kimari

3) an Alien (Aliens with sigorny weaver) or Vincent

4) Bahamunt or the dragon from Drakengard

5) Rambo vs. Solid Snake

[Meat Puppet]

Predator are no match for the earlier Clint Eastwood.

[Del Murder]

1. Zombies
2. John Wayne
3. Vincent
4. Bahamut
5. Solid Snake

[Slade]

1. Zombies
2. John Wayne
3. Vincent
4. Bahamut
5. Solid Snake

I would agree with that one.....cept i have no idea who or what Solid Snake is so my vote for #5 goes to Rambo

[Levian]

Aeris VS. flowers.
Cait Sith VS. Reeve.
FFIV VS. Grammar and correct spelling
Vivi, Eiko, Relm and Rydia VS. Michael Jackson

[Alexander]

Aeris VS. flowers.
Cait Sith VS. Reeve.
FFIV VS. Grammar and correct spelling
Vivi, Eiko, Relm and Rydia VS. Michael Jackson

1- Flowers would win, by WO. XDD
2- Cait Sith.
3- FFIV kills grammar. And it eats its organs. XD Unbeknownst XDDDDD
4- Rydis gets older. So she'd pwn Michael Jackson. XD

[KuRt]

1. Zombies
2. John Wayne
3. Vincent
4. Bahamut
5. Solid Snake

#1 might be sephiroth if it was the KH verison of sephiroth.

[RedCydranth]

(seeing the first post makes me think it should be in General gaming, not general FF.. w/e)

Um... most of these matches are rediculous... John Wayne vs Tidus and Kimahri? John wayne because he lives in the earth realm where a bullet to the head kills instantly and Tidus's land of FF bullets don't hurt as much as swords. John Wayne.

Alien vs. Vincent?? gimme a break... Alien totally because like stted above, vincents bullets are set to hurt, not kill. Add the fact that Alien's skin (shell?) is extra thick and ol vinnie's an eggsack.

Rambo vs. Snake is actually pretty good. I'd go with Solid because hes a real spy and Rambo is the kind of idiot that would walk by the cardboard box in the middle of the hall and not think twice.... before BLOWING IT UP! LOL... no seriously, Solid would kick Rambo's ass.

I don't know the dragon from Drakengard, so no answer from me.

Sephiroth would slice all night and day and come triumphant over the zombies.

I'm going to disregard levian's because they aren't "deathmatches" they're humour matches..

General Eisenhower vs. Heideggar
Maury Povich vs. Songstress Yuna
Chansey vs. Cait Sith
Mr. T vs Barrett (The Mr T. in the A* Team, not the actor who played him)

[Alexander]

Heideggar XD
Songstress Yuna, because her voice is SO FREAKING IRRITATING that Povich's brain would fry. XD
Cait Sith, because Megaphones > Eggs XDDD
Mr T. LOL XD

[JaytodaP]

Bruce Willis could kick Squall's Ass any day of the week

[Hikaro Takayama]

1. Sephiroth - He could make the zombies server him....
2. John Wayne, because he don't like the way that sissy boy an furball's lookin' at him, pilgrim
3. Vincent - the Aliens would be WAY too creeped out to be able to concentrate on eating him.
4. Bahamut - MegaFlare > everything else
5. Tie, just when Snake gets in position to stealth-stab Rambo, Rambo sees him and fires his grenade launcher at point blanks at the same time Snake rams his K-Bar home.

List two:

1. Aeris, after all, how do yo think she gets the ones she sells....
2. Reeve, all he has to do is punch the PWR button on the remote.....
3. FFIV; Engrish lureS!!!!!11111one
4. Vivi, Eiko, Rydia and Relm: After a thourough aplication of Flare, Madeen, Odin, and some sketched horror brought to life, there won't be enough of Mikey to scrape into an evidence bag.

List 3:

1. Eisenhower, because he led the actual D-day invasion as well as most of the northern European campaign. All Heiddegarr ever did was screw up.
2. Songstress Yuna for the reason stated above.
3. Don't know enough to make a call here
4. Moot.... Barret IS Mr. T, Fool!!!

OK, here's MY list:

1. Dubya vs. Vinzer Deling
2. Leonardo Dicaprio vs. Squall
3. Ash (from the Evil Dead series) vs. Vincent
4. James Bond vs. Reno & Rude
5. Hillary Clinton vs. Ultamecia

[abrojtm]

Wheee:

Frodo vs. Theif (FFI)
Hulk Hogan vs. Steiner
Odin vs. Gilgamesh

Bleh.

[Kakashi509]

1) Sephiroth hands down

2) Tidus and kimari easily

3) Vincent if he used chaos on the alien, or hellmasker would be fine too

4) Bahamunt

5) my bet goes for solid snake
here is my list:

1. Sephiroth vs the terminator

2. Aeris vs a cow (my vote goes to the cow)

3.Kefka vs pants

4. Vincent vs Jason Voorhees

5. Cloud vs Freddy Krueger

[Alexander]

1. Dubya vs. Vinzer Deling
Dubya? x.x

2. Leonardo Dicaprio vs. Squall
Firstly, DiCaprio would make another scar in Squall and he'd counter. Now the true fight is DiCaprio Fangirls versus Squall(vs Seifer) Fangirls. And DiCaprio Fangirls would easily overhelm the Squall(vs Seifer) Fangirls. Now he kills Squall. XD

3. Ash (from the Evil Dead series) vs. Vincent
Tie.

4. James Bond vs. Reno & Rude
James Bond'd shot Rude, but Reno would win afterwards.

5. Hillary Clinton vs. Ultamecia
Hillary Clinton oh of course! Just spread a rumor about Bill Clinton and Ultimecia being lovers! lol XD

[MoonZapdos]

1) all the zombies from resident evil, or Sephiroth -> Sephiroth

2) John Wayne or tidus and kimari -> Tidus and Kimahri

3) an Alien (Aliens with sigorny weaver) or Vincent -> Vincent

4) Bahamunt or the dragon from Drakengard -> Bahamut

5) Rambo vs. Solid Snake -> Solid Snake