You young upstart colonists... what's it been, two hundred and twenty nine years now? Well, good for you! I mean sure, had you remained a British territory we'd probably still be in charge of the world, but ah well, you've only gone and made a pretty nifty country, all things considered.

So, don't worry about the rest of the world, and don't worry about foreign policy, at least not for the day, because you're a decent lot and you've got a decent system. Nobody's perfect, but at least you guys try and work for it.

*waves miniature American flag*