Happy 4th of July, America!

[Madame Adequate]

You young upstart colonists... what's it been, two hundred and twenty nine years now? Well, good for you! I mean sure, had you remained a British territory we'd probably still be in charge of the world, but ah well, you've only gone and made a pretty nifty country, all things considered.

So, don't worry about the rest of the world, and don't worry about foreign policy, at least not for the day, because you're a decent lot and you've got a decent system. Nobody's perfect, but at least you guys try and work for it.

*waves miniature American flag*

[nik0tine]

It's July third.

[Sasquatch]

Not over there, it's not!

[Hawkeye]

It's July third.

[Madame Adequate]

It's July 4th for 13 out of 24 timezones, including mine, now accept my goodwill, damnit!

[nik0tine]

Goodwill.

[Hawkeye]

It's July 4th for 13 out of 24 timezones, including mine, now accept my goodwill, damnit!

If this was more than half, then I could see a need for this thread, but this is not more than half

Goodday

[-N-]

13/24 > 1/2. >_<

[Craig]

12 is half of 24. 13 is more than 12.

Happy July 4th America.

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

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Edit by Kishi: Actually one thing we don't need in an Independence Day thread is anti-America crap-talking.</b>

[Hawkeye]

[crashNUMBERS]

:-\ :-\



Wheres the liquor!!??

[Xaven]

Sure, some things can become more corrupt in the government than my Windows 98's hard drive, but happy birthday, USA.

*Draws an American flag on MS Paint*

[Leeza]

Happy July 4th, America!

You all had to work through my Independance Day (at least some of you did) and now I'll have to work through yours. Enjoy your day.

[Teek]

Ah, 4th of July. Happy Birthday, America.

Here's to another 200 years~