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    ok, this iz just a question, and it been bugging me for quite some time. so, please spare me the hate.
    i wuz wondering what the americans were before they defeated the british. yes, they were a colony of them, so that means they were like either captured by th british in their homeland right?



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    The American colonies were settled by the British throughout the 17th and 18th centuries. The colonists mostly came from Great Britain, seeking religious freedom or wealth. Georgia was settled as a debtor's refuge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirobaito
    The Americans, for the most part, were from British families who came to America for religious freedom or money. There were also parts that were inhabited by other Europeans, but they were almost all Britons.

    Now, study Chapters 5-7 over "Exploration: God, Glory, and Gold". There will be a quiz on Wednesday.
    Wtp are you talking about KB?

    The Americans were a peace loving group centered around the eastern coast of what is now the United States. No one knows how they got there. They suddenly appeared around 1850 AD and immediately teleported to the West Coast, and the two groups jointly started writing a falsified history of the last two centuries.

    These groups decided that to throw the other countries off of the fact that they'd only just become existant, they would have a war so that no one would notice.

    It took ten years to plan this war and to get anyone to agree to dying, because there was no government to decide things in a jiffy.

    People ended up dying, people still alive said 'wtf' and wrote a new document that replaced the 'Documenta Extra Awesoma' that had previously governed the two decade old nation~

    This, is our origins.

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    Obviously they are all from New Zealand. What else do you think wakas are for?
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    Native Americans > Others.
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    Africa.

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    This area was once populated by many tribes of Natives. Then the land was discovered by the Europeans and they began coming over by the boatload, killing the "savages" who dared to occupy the land they "found." The East coast colonies were under British rule, but the damn bastards kept taxing us for damn ass tea and stamps and stuff so we kicked their fruity asses back to the mother land.

    And thus America was born. *does a jig*

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    This is so mean to do, considering the date:

    A bunch of white people from Europe came into N. America's coast, meeting Indians. They promptly began trading with said Indians, continuing to settle more and more of their (the white people's) kind in the new land, ultimately driving all the Indians to near extinction.

    Then they went to Africa and brought a bunch of the indigineous people over to America so that they can use them (the Africans) as cheap and easily (relatively) replaceable labour. Similar methodologies was adopted with other countries, such as using Chinese folk.

    Somewhere along the way they warred with each other repeated, but ultimately created a powerful country wherein those who reside declared themselves superior to others in both morals and all sorts of nifty measures of human superiority.

    Oh and then feminists came about. They then proceeded to do exactly what men did centuries ago -- oppress women and force them to live up to another set of standards.

    Or at least that's how I see it. And it was good.

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    america when it broke off consisted of 3 million people emigrants of every nature, relgious, buisness, farming and political.
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    300k Scots irish, They just didn't want to pay tax and got in a mood.
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    British protestants who couldn't stand Catholic rule or something and went to America.
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigerheart
    what the americans were before they defeated the british.

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    America was created by the leftovers of the world. :rolleyes2



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    americans are really aliens just waiting to take over the world!!!
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    when did america take over britain????
    the britsih empire was bigger and better then anything the americans could EVER be! *blows raspberry* ner ner ner ner ner!

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    America was accidentally created in a college laboratory in 1983. The professor responsible was trying to create a self-replenishing bowl of coleslaw.

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