So, talk about the pranks you've done. I'll tell you one I just did right now.

1. I crapped in a bag.
2. Two other friends lit it on fire in front of a friend's house, then rang and ran.
3. Not before we stuck a note on the front door saying "DON'T PUT IT OUT WITH YOUR BOOTS, TED!"

It was pretty funny. Some guy (not our friend - that slightly messed up) comes out, puts a trash can over it, and yells out loud, "YOU BASTARDS!" We got it all on videotape, but due to security reasons, I won't reveal it.