My father: very laid-back driver. Very little road-rage. Very few tickets.

My mother: very un-laid-back driver. Yells and bitches at other cars. Hits curbs. Has had plenty of tickets.

My male friends: idiots, but only one accident and few tickets.

My female friends: 5907450947850942850 warnings but few tickets because they're teenage and have breasts, several accidents.

In my experience, males tend to be the ones either driving 20 mph over the speed limit, or riding the left-hand lane going only 5 mph over in a truck. Females tend to cut in and out because they have no clue where they're going, have no idea of the concept "stay right, pass left," and traffic tends to back up behind female drivers. They hit curbs and scratch other cars(whereas males, as someone mentioned, tend to care a lot more about their cars). And any woman over 60 should not be allowed anywhere NEAR a steering wheel. Driving 10 mph under the speed limit in the left-hand lane should be punishable by immediate execution.

Basically, most people just suck at driving. However, women drivers are BY FAR the most irritating on the road. I don't care who is statistically the most accident prone or whatever - I just know that the cars that irritate me the most are typically being driven by women.

Case in point: I know a girl who drove for a couple of days with the oil light on. The engine blew up(not much of an exaggeration). She has done this more than once. What male would do that?