-At the age of 5, I was pedalling too quickly on my bike with training wheels and I fell on my arm and broke it. I'm sure it was painful at the time because I was wailing so loudly that everyone came to my aid.

-I've twisted my ankle on several occasions. One time, a "friend" of mine tackled me and I sprained my wrist. It was like trying to stop a bullet train with just one hand. Every time my hand or arm moved even the slightest, I felt excruciating pain in my wrist.

-I've been punched in the face and stomach before. I've been kicked in THAT area and have also been hit by kickballs, footballs, basketballs, soccer balls, and tennis balls in said area on numerous occasions.

-I've experienced groinal pains after legpressing 400+ pounds.

-During a lightsaber battle with friends, recently, I received 3 blisters, 1-2 cuts, and a headache.

-I've done flat belly flops and have also landed flat on my back in pools.

I'm sure I've more.