Only if it was a Pineapple tree. Because you'd probably be trying to steal all the pineapples so no one could put them on pizza! Pineapple thief. PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE!
Pine trees.
Neither, they both suck
Apple
No.
Only if it was a Pineapple tree. Because you'd probably be trying to steal all the pineapples so no one could put them on pizza! Pineapple thief. PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE!