An admin should change Raist's join date to 2030. Then we can forever call him a newbie, just like in my dirty fantasies.
Have you been fantasizing about me again, Psy?

Actually... EVERYONE but Raistlin is a newbie! I mean... seriously!
It just amuses me that once people get their custom titles, they consider themselves "oldbies." I laugh to irritate them - which amuses me even more.