porno book in FF4
you know, i have read this in a magazine, is it true that in the japanese version of FF4, you can get an item called the porno book? i think it has something to do with the secret programmer room.
IS IT TRUE? and if it is, can you read the book in the game? does it contain porn?
Yes, it's true. You can get that item in FF4j and FFIV PSX. Square seems to like having some hints to dirty magazines, as there's references to them in FFV, FF6j, FFVIII and Seiken Densetsu 3. The porn magazine has no uses in the game, though if you use it as an item on the field, the character sprite you're currently controlling looks around to make sure nobody is watching you read the magazine.Then the screen goes purple and Dancing Calbrena music begins to play, and Cecil says "Whoa! I'll go blind!" That's about it. I like using it just before the final battle against Zeromus. You know, everyone is mentally preparing themselves for the last battle to save the world, and as a true Paladin, Cecil prepares himself by... opening up a porn magazine!
People dislike FFIX because they're horrible idiots. - Kawaii Ryűkishi
"One-Winged Angel" is far and away the best final boss song ever
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I bet it would be arousing.
.........Wow...
I don't know how many threads I've started on this same topic. I always want to know if it serves a purpose, if you use it in a certain place, or give it to a certain person, or whatever.
My party has half a dozen "Smut" in their inventory...right up top.
Here you go: it doesn't.Originally Posted by Sasquatch
Kishi's right. Anyone who tells you otherwise should be truncheoned in the face right away!
NO! If you go and fight 99 pink puff battles in a row (need 99 Alerts to do this) and then go to Cecil's bedroom and use the smut at his table, then you get Tellah ressurrected with 999 mp and 255 magic power! Not to mention, you get the super elite Ultima Sword for Cecil!
No joke, do it! It TOTALLY works.
wow! it really works!this ive got to see."sarcasm ends"what a stupid idea well at least you did a more realistic way to revive tellah than the aeris theorys and also picked a better character to revive than aeris.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4
...*holds up free hugs sign.*
... =D must be fun!Yes, it's true. You can get that item in FF4j and FFIV PSX. Square seems to like having some hints to dirty magazines, as there's references to them in FFV, FF6j, FFVIII and Seiken Densetsu 3. The porn magazine has no uses in the game, though if you use it as an item on the field, the character sprite you're currently controlling looks around to make sure nobody is watching you read the magazine.
never knew about that, gotta try itYes, it's true. You can get that item in FF4j and FFIV PSX. Square seems to like having some hints to dirty magazines, as there's references to them in FFV, FF6j, FFVIII and Seiken Densetsu 3. The porn magazine has no uses in the game, though if you use it as an item on the field, the character sprite you're currently controlling looks around to make sure nobody is watching you read the magazine.
Nothing to add if not that it's damn funny.
He actually is the mutated by-product of Cecil's naughty business. It's because the Pink Puffs give off an invisible aura of radioactive micro-waves that caused Cecil's manhood to produce irregular oddities. But it takes a lot of them to do it. Hence, the 99 battles.wow! it really works!this ive got to see."sarcasm ends"what a stupid idea well at least you did a more realistic way to revive tellah than the aeris theorys and also picked a better character to revive than aeris.
Ex freaking Dee!
What was the refrence to a porn mag in FF6j?Yes, it's true. You can get that item in FF4j and FFIV PSX. Square seems to like having some hints to dirty magazines, as there's references to them in FFV, FF6j, FFVIII and Seiken Densetsu 3. The porn magazine has no uses in the game, though if you use it as an item on the field, the character sprite you're currently controlling looks around to make sure nobody is watching you read the magazine.
In the Japanese version, Cayenne's "Book of Secrets" is a porno mag.
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