Part of the game. Hilarious though.
Part of the game. Hilarious though.
I read the topic as WRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Drop a tank on him with your spirit power.
haha nice story, harsh she didnt tell you though, i thought she would have done.
"Can't you roll the dice, i might be surprised,
concious clear, im still standing"
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Talking to girls in real life is overrated.
no, like everytime i get pressured into flirting with randoms.Originally Posted by ZeZipster
some chicks are evil and dont get aggitated to warn you that shes already taken.
*shakes head*
Girls lol
It zeemz to me, what you zhould have done was azked her if zhe waz taken and then but thiz mezzinezz behind you. Inztead you went blah blah blah and zhe got bored, zo zhe decided to zee what her 'boyfriend' would do to you when he found out.
You better watch out, once my 'boyfriend' notices how you type.
In all seriousness though, you should have just told this asshole that he didn't need to be rude about it. Then you should have walked off.
girls arn't real.....we're all in your head
Trust No one
>>> I wish it were that easy..US: Hey, there! Have you got any girlfriends for sale?
Friend:Uh... Shads... O_o
Shop Manager: But of course! If you're searching for girl friends, you've come to the right place, man!
>> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..
I don't know whenever to laugh or cry.
It probably is knowing Shads roflmfao!!
His charm seems to spout out every where when it comes to the "upsetting" or "problems" or even "just a slight bit of humour" topics. He ALWAYS brightens them up teehee.
Regardless of true or not. Thats pretty funny ;p
Boris no no!!! girls do exist, if they didn't then wth are we?!??!
I'll figure it out later...
Welll....it coulda been worse, think of it that way ^_^
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im havent called a girl a girl for a while now.
You're gay then?!
I'm quite sure all of my girlfriends that lasted longer than a week have been more expensive than US$480. US$480 is cheap, I assure you.How to get a girlfriend!
Friend:: I've felt a bit down lately...
US: Maybe you should go and get a new girlfriend?
Friend: Yeah! That's probably the problem! I need a new girlfriend!
US: Let's go to the market!
*walks to the market*
US: If you need a girlfriend... then the market is the PERFECT place to get one!
Friend: Why? How? Because girls are shopping maniacs?
US: *starres at friend* Oh, man... you're all this inexperienced? O_o
Friend: Eh...
US: Follow me! *walks into shop*
Friend: *follows*
US: Hey, there! Have you got any girlfriends for sale?
Friend:Uh... Shads... O_o
Shop Manager: But of course! If you're searching for girl friends, you've come to the right place, man!
US: can I have a look?
Shop manager: But of course!
Friend: ............
Shop Manager: Here we have a "good girl friend". Ok personality, ok look etc. But she's pretty cheap.
US: Bah, show me something more expensive! We need a REALLY good one to cheer up my friend here!
Shop Manager: Oh... then what about THIS? It's the PERFECT girl friend! She's nice, smart, very good-looking and very, very sexy!
US: OMG! I think I'm already in love with her! How much?
Shop Manager: 480$
US: OMG!That's just too much! Do you have any slightly cheaper?
Shop Manager: Well... I think I have what you're looking for. Just wait a sec... here you go! The GREAT girlfriend! She's slightly less good-looking and sexy than the perfect one, but still a masterpice! She's only 200$!!!
US: ALRIGHT! Sounds good, don't you think?
Friend: STOP IT!!!
US: Uh?
Friend: Ok, this is NOT how you get a girlfriend, Shads!!!
US: What do you mean?
Friend: Now, let ME handle this!
*friend walks up to a girl and starts flirting*
US: OMG! What a fool!!! >_<
*20mins later, the friend have a girlfriend*
Friend: See? That's how it works, silly Shads!
US: Bah! Getting gf's for free? You're so cheap!
Friend: You're so sickening...
Yes, good people... once again, 2 cups of coffe wasn't enough to keep my brain on track!
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