I have an anger problem, so I would probably just have bashed him across the face.
I have an anger problem, so I would probably just have bashed him across the face.
Should've gave him a bunch o' fives!
Who discovered zerø? Why then have we not written an article on zerø as one of the first in the archive? The reason is basically because of the difficulty of answering the question in a satisfactory form. If someone had come up with the concept of zerø which everyone then saw as a brilliant innovation to enter mathematics from that time on, the question would have a satisfactory answer even if we did not know which genius invented it. The historical record, however, shows quite a different path towards the concept. Zerø makes shadowy appearances only to vanish again almost as if mathematicians were searching for it yet did not recognise its fundamental significance even when they saw it.
meh......Originally Posted by tsukasa
2 days ago i was out with friends, i randomly wanted to pick up a new girlfriend (havent had one for what seems like forever)... she was kind, 3 quarters of my hight, sort of athletic, funny...
after about 15 minutes of talking this tanked guy came over.
then he said "stay away from me chick you f***wit" .... so i did.
end of story. no way i was gonna start him.
he was like 2 times my body weight.
that had to be the 2nd worst day in my life.
BUT!!! the first time i ever got rejected by a guy.
ya coulda always called him a c#nt, let him shove you, then kick him in the nuts, then in the face, and walk off with the girl in a very cool strut.
Then again, if the girl was that much trouble that she wouldn't even tell you that her crazy tank of a boyfriend was in the vicinity, or stopped chatting to you, then she's just an idiot.
Therefore, kick the crap outta the moron as described above, tell the chick to f#ck off, and strut off alone. Even cooler.
Just Kiddin'.....hehe...though it would be pretty cool, hehe. Violence is pretty pointless. It'll only get you arrested, result in you getting a good $hit-knockin', make the girl think you're a complete idiot for starting a fight in public, or any combination or all of the above. Plus the guy is a moron, which makes the chick a moron as well for being with a f#ckwit like that, which means she's not worth the trouble.
WICKED-AWESOME SIG.
nah, i know when and when not to roll someone.
mhmm, the chick was so ... "rude" for not telling me she was occupied.
Were you making it clear that you were interested? It's kind of difficult for someone to say outright "I have a boyfriend, by the way." Some people might also consider that to be rude. However, if you asked for her phone number or something, then yeah, she should have dropped a hint that she was waiting for her boyfriend or something along those lines.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Best. Story. Ever. xDHow to get a girlfriend!
Friend:: I've felt a bit down lately...
US: Maybe you should go and get a new girlfriend?
Friend: Yeah! That's probably the problem! I need a new girlfriend!
US: Let's go to the market!
*walks to the market*
US: If you need a girlfriend... then the market is the PERFECT place to get one!
Friend: Why? How? Because girls are shopping maniacs?
US: *starres at friend* Oh, man... you're all this inexperienced? O_o
Friend: Eh...
US: Follow me! *walks into shop*
Friend: *follows*
US: Hey, there! Have you got any girlfriends for sale?
Friend:Uh... Shads... O_o
Shop Manager: But of course! If you're searching for girl friends, you've come to the right place, man!
US: can I have a look?
Shop manager: But of course!
Friend: ............
Shop Manager: Here we have a "good girl friend". Ok personality, ok look etc. But she's pretty cheap.
US: Bah, show me something more expensive! We need a REALLY good one to cheer up my friend here!
Shop Manager: Oh... then what about THIS? It's the PERFECT girl friend! She's nice, smart, very good-looking and very, very sexy!
US: OMG! I think I'm already in love with her! How much?
Shop Manager: 480$
US: OMG!That's just too much! Do you have any slightly cheaper?
Shop Manager: Well... I think I have what you're looking for. Just wait a sec... here you go! The GREAT girlfriend! She's slightly less good-looking and sexy than the perfect one, but still a masterpice! She's only 200$!!!
US: ALRIGHT! Sounds good, don't you think?
Friend: STOP IT!!!
US: Uh?
Friend: Ok, this is NOT how you get a girlfriend, Shads!!!
US: What do you mean?
Friend: Now, let ME handle this!
*friend walks up to a girl and starts flirting*
US: OMG! What a fool!!! >_<
*20mins later, the friend have a girlfriend*
Friend: See? That's how it works, silly Shads!
US: Bah! Getting gf's for free? You're so cheap!
Friend: You're so sickening...
Yes, good people... once again, 2 cups of coffe wasn't enough to keep my brain on track!
If my girlfriends had each cost me $480, I'd be in debt for the rest of my life.
You are either obviously trying to prove a point to settle a private issue, or are just insane.
Casp owns BoB.
there was a picture here
your life is tragedy
You must either have a lot of girlfriends or very little money. D=
Not a private issue, just making a point that US$480 isn't that much money in the longer run, or maybe that's just the way I am, I don't know.You are either obviously trying to prove a point to settle a private issue, or are just insane.
The insanity option is probably a lot more open for debate, though...
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
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