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    Default WHHHHHHHHHY!!!!

    2 days ago i was out with friends, i randomly wanted to pick up a new girlfriend (havent had one for what seems like forever)... she was kind, 3 quarters of my hight, sort of athletic, funny...

    after about 15 minutes of talking this tanked guy came over.

    then he said "stay away from me chick you f***wit" .... so i did.

    end of story. no way i was gonna start him.

    he was like 2 times my body weight.



    that had to be the 2nd worst day in my life.

    BUT!!! the first time i ever got rejected by a guy.

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    Congrats. kthnxs.

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    That sucks. I wouldn't have started anything with him either, but it sucks that she didn't care enough to say something. Did she seem agitated? Did you come on to her or were you just talking?

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    I wouldve taunted him into attacking me

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    At least you found the silver lining.

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    If it twas me, I would'a done something stupid for shore. It makes it more funny that way. lolz

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    Ok, first of all, he was tanked so his reaction time would have been pretty low, you could have probably easily taken him with the first object you could find. You would have to let him have the first hit so that you would not get into any legal trouble, so you taunt him, he hits you, grab a heavy object, wack him in the head... talk to the girl. There you go, you could have had her... instead you walked away.
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    Doesn't this belong in Eyes on Eachother or something?

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    No, because this thread is pointless. LOLZ

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    How to get a girlfriend!


    Friend:: I've felt a bit down lately...
    US: Maybe you should go and get a new girlfriend?
    Friend: Yeah! That's probably the problem! I need a new girlfriend!
    US: Let's go to the market!

    *walks to the market*

    US: If you need a girlfriend... then the market is the PERFECT place to get one!
    Friend: Why? How? Because girls are shopping maniacs?
    US: *starres at friend* Oh, man... you're all this inexperienced? O_o
    Friend: Eh...
    US: Follow me! *walks into shop*
    Friend: *follows*
    US: Hey, there! Have you got any girlfriends for sale?
    Friend:Uh... Shads... O_o
    Shop Manager: But of course! If you're searching for girl friends, you've come to the right place, man!
    US: can I have a look?
    Shop manager: But of course!
    Friend: ............
    Shop Manager: Here we have a "good girl friend". Ok personality, ok look etc. But she's pretty cheap.
    US: Bah, show me something more expensive! We need a REALLY good one to cheer up my friend here!
    Shop Manager: Oh... then what about THIS? It's the PERFECT girl friend! She's nice, smart, very good-looking and very, very sexy!
    US: OMG! I think I'm already in love with her! How much?
    Shop Manager: 480$
    US: OMG! That's just too much! Do you have any slightly cheaper?
    Shop Manager: Well... I think I have what you're looking for. Just wait a sec... here you go! The GREAT girlfriend! She's slightly less good-looking and sexy than the perfect one, but still a masterpice! She's only 200$!!!
    US: ALRIGHT! Sounds good, don't you think?
    Friend: STOP IT!!!
    US: Uh?
    Friend: Ok, this is NOT how you get a girlfriend, Shads!!!
    US: What do you mean?
    Friend: Now, let ME handle this!

    *friend walks up to a girl and starts flirting*

    US: OMG! What a fool!!! >_<

    *20mins later, the friend have a girlfriend*

    Friend: See? That's how it works, silly Shads!
    US: Bah! Getting gf's for free? You're so cheap!
    Friend: You're so sickening...



    Yes, good people... once again, 2 cups of coffe wasn't enough to keep my brain on track!

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    Fun. Is that true story? lolz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inuyasha Tribal
    Is that true story?
    I don't know whenever to laugh or cry.

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    Lolz, I don't know how tie my shoes. o.O

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    I think a small part of my manliness just died. You... thats horrible....
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    To make it better, i'm 13!!

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