Instant Messenger convos

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

A bit racey, I suppose, but quite amusing.

Behold the Void says:
i am so going to hurt you
Taiyou says:
>_<
Behold the Void says:
-_-
Behold the Void says:
*shudders*
Taiyou says:
*hides*
Taiyou says:
*surrounders herself with yaoi*
Taiyou says:
Ha! You cannot penetrate my yaoi defenses!
Behold the Void says:
0_0
Behold the Void says:
*summons forth sword of hentai yuri +5*
Taiyou says:
*twitches. summons SephirothxSora*
Behold the Void says:
*casts counterspell of rikuxrisa*
Taiyou says:
*reflects with ChachamaruxMana*
Behold the Void says:
*shatters with tohru+saki+arisa*
Taiyou says:
*no effect. does not know who they are.*
Behold the Void says:
damn
Behold the Void says:
blargh! *is hit*
Behold the Void says:
*staggers*
Taiyou says:
Mwahaha!
Behold the Void says:
*calls forth catgirl orgy*
Behold the Void says:
*hurls it at you with some random hentai thrown in*
Taiyou says:
*screams and is taken to 1HP*
Behold the Void says:
*throws pokeball *
Taiyou says:
Gah! Time for my emergency item! *throws a smokebomb.. and Sora and the BHK appear, doing a smutty dance of sleezyness, restoring HP*
Behold the Void says:
grrrr
Behold the Void says:
*unleashes kairixtifaxaerisxyuffie hentai*
Taiyou says:
*dies*
? says:
*comes back as a yaoi zombie*
Behold the Void says:
*uses phoenix down and throws pokeball again when it brings you back to 1 hp*
Taiyou says:
*dies from phoenix down*
Behold the Void says:
*wait. two phoenix downs*
Behold the Void says:
*then pokeball*
Taiyou says:
*comes back. uses a shield of Anti-Soras doing naughty things to protect herself.*
Behold the Void says:
hmmm
Behold the Void says:
*uses ray of rinoaxselphie loving to pierce the field*
Taiyou says:
*hides as Riku comes to strengthen the field and join in on the nasty shadow fun*
Behold the Void says:
*adds quisitis to the mix*
Taiyou says:
*heals herself with GacktxYou and stands* That's going too far!
Behold the Void says:
and your KH crap isnt!?
Taiyou says:
Of course not..
? says:
..say..
Taiyou says:
Look! KenshinxYahiko! *points*
Behold the Void says:
gah!
Behold the Void says:
*takes heavy damage*
Behold the Void says:
*LIMIT BREAK! ENTIRE FINAL FANTASY FEMALE CAST ORGY!*
Taiyou says:
*throws young Kenshinxolder Kenshin at you*
Taiyou says:
GAAAHHH!!
Taiyou says:
*twitch twitch*
Taiyou says:
Trust me. You don't want to fill MY limit break gauge.
Behold the Void says:
*Seals limit break with Sexy no Jutsu*
Taiyou says:
*giggles. thinks Sexy no Jutsu is cute.*
Behold the Void says:
damn
Taiyou says:
*attacks with SUPER DIGIMON YAOI SHOTA!!*
Taiyou says:
Season One brand. ~_^
Behold the Void says:
blargh!
Behold the Void says:
*heals with kaoruxmegumi hentai*
Behold the Void says:
*unleashes hentai anime girls to go do horrible things to opponent*
Taiyou says:
*screams and dives into a pile of heartless.. but not before siccing DaisukexKradxWith as Daisuke on you!*
Behold the Void says:
*summons flaming pillar of rikuxrisaxmio-hioxemiko*
Taiyou says:
o_O *hesitates but then summons the awesome power of AshxPikachu*
Behold the Void says:
argh
Behold the Void says:
*counters with TerraxCelesxRelm*
Taiyou says:
*falls over twitching. recovers and tosses EdgarxSabin twincest paired with LockexCyan at opponent*
Behold the Void says:
gwarg!
Behold the Void says:
*unleashes RosettexAzumaria and WinryxRose*
Taiyou says:
*is only half affected as she only knows who two people --- one from each paired are. grits her teeth and throws a pokeball, releasing MewTwoxBrockxJames*
Behold the Void says:
*eats icecream. nothing beats icecream. health restored *
Taiyou says:
lol
Taiyou says:
While watching CNN as zombies attack?
Behold the Void says:
lol what now?
Behold the Void says:
oh and I am so saving this and posting it on my livejournal
Taiyou says:
I was going to, too! lol

[Doomie]

This is Denmark and I. <3


ha ha rubah sucks a lot because she can't see this says:
you're not the only one who loves me though

*-><-* Soft voices lie and innocence dies. <> says:
resha?

ha ha rubah sucks a lot because she can't see this says:
EVERYONE loves me ;o

*-><-* Soft voices lie and innocence dies. <> says:
I see

ha ha rubah sucks a lot because she can't see this says:
but why would you think resha ;o

*-><-* Soft voices lie and innocence dies. <> says:
So i'm just a pawn in your elaborate chessboard?

*-><-* Soft voices lie and innocence dies. <> says:
Because resha is a love machine

ha ha rubah sucks a lot because she can't see this says:
;o

ha ha rubah sucks a lot because she can't see this says:
no, you're not a pawn

ha ha rubah sucks a lot because she can't see this says:
you're

ha ha rubah sucks a lot because she can't see this says:
um

ha ha rubah sucks a lot because she can't see this says:
a knight!

ha ha rubah sucks a lot because she can't see this says:
yeah, that's it.

ha ha rubah sucks a lot because she can't see this says:
a knight.

*-><-* Soft voices lie and innocence dies. <> says:
...ok

*-><-* Soft voices lie and innocence dies. <> says:
I can be a knight

*-><-* Soft voices lie and innocence dies. <> says:
As long as I'm not a bisho

*-><-* Soft voices lie and innocence dies. <> says:
p

*-><-* Soft voices lie and innocence dies. <> says:
They can't have sex

[Mr.Skittles]

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

[Winter Nights]

I don't think I've ever saved an IM conversation.

Same here.

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

Roffles..

[rubah]

This is Denmark and I. <3
ha ha rubah sucks a lot because she can't see this says:
you're not the only one who loves me though

Denffe will die.

I have more funny quotes I see on IRC than in IM.