LMFAO thats a joke in itself I can just imagine the annoyance on the audiences' faces hahahahahahahahahaOriginally Posted by -N-
nik, the seniors in our house do that every year. I didn't even read it, because I already know what was going to happen. It's even better when it's told, because you get to stop and quiz random people on what color Johnny's hair was, and if they get it wrong, then you start all over. We've had it last 2 hours before.
*falls off the chair*
Greatest joke ever, but I've only told it twice, and the most I've ever made it last was fourty five minutes. I was telling it to my friend Andrew and about half way through he says "Nick, is this worth it?" "Yes Andrew, it's totally worth it!"nik, the seniors in our house do that every year. I didn't even read it, because I already know what was going to happen. It's even better when it's told, because you get to stop and quiz random people on what color Johnny's hair was, and if they get it wrong, then you start all over. We've had it last 2 hours before.
Bomber, that's funny.
I've got a joke.
Leeroy comes in late for school, and the teacher says "leeroy, why are you late?"
"My dad got burnt today miss!"
"Oh I hope he's alright" says the teacher
"Well miss, they don't mess around at the crematorium"
I would love to be happy, but unfortunately I'm too busy being awesome and kicking your ass at everything
Alright, so a this black guy goes skiing ....
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Little Timmy had been blind all his life and was constantly going through terribly painful surgeries to cure his blindness all of which were unsuccesful. One night his mother told him that if he spent the whole night praying and making a wish his wish would come true, so naturally he wished he could see and spent every moment of that night praying and wishing. When the next morning came nothing had changed. Then his mother burst through the door and yelled "April Fools!"
Two Irish men were out on the ocean fishing when Sean pulled up a magic lamp. The genie poped out and said "I'll give the finder one wish". Sean thinks and asks "I wish all the world's oceans were made of Guiness". The genie then makes all the oceans into Guiness and dissapears.
"Sean, you dumb bastard." says Patrick, "Now we'll have to piss in the boat."
Microsoft Windows-
One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by a fridge
Why couldn't the baby turn around in the coridoor?
Because it had a javelin through its head.
Why did the baby walk into the wall?
Because it had forks in it's eyes.
:mario::luigi:
A black man attempts suicide, by shooting himself, and shoots himself all over.A man finds him barely alive, but unconcious, and brings him to the hospital, after he recovers, police ask him who shot him.He said he shot himself.THe police took him into custody.The guy asked ehy.THe police said"TO cut down on black on black crime.
Dumb joke, I know
It looks like the ground had a sex change.
Ok there's these three dudes, Shut up,crap,and a nickel.
Ok they are in shut up's car going down I-10 at 9999999mph(holy crap thats fast) and shut up puts the window down and all of a sudden crap flys out the window and hits a police officers windsheild and falls to the ground.Shut up stops and tells a nickel to go scoop him of the road before he becomes road kill(uuuhh didnt he already become roadkill)the police officer comes up to the car and asks whats yur name bitch.
Shut up
whats yur name bitch
shup up
whats yur name bitch
shup up
damit watch yur mouth bitch
you were killed by: a shoe
YOU:These are my Immortal words "I am Cao Pi"
A Shoe:WTF!?!
Reminds me of Out Cold. xDDDD
Sorry to all the blondes out there.....
There was this blonde who was making a jigsaw puzzle and got confused, so she called her boyfriend to come over and help her, "I got a jigsaw puzzle of a chicken and none of the pieces match". So he came over and saw her trying to force two pieces together at the table. Then he said, "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the box".
Bwa ha ha ha!!
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Ok, ive got one:
There were these two guys called Fego and Riz and they were lost in a desert but they had plenty of water but no food and they were starving and where almost gonners then Fego smelt something over a sand dune.
Figo: You smell that Riz?
Riz: Ya, it smell like....bacon!
With that Figo ran over the dune and saw a tree full of bacon of all types dripping with juces, Riz was just abot to run to it when Figo said:
Figo: wait Riz it might not be a bacon tree
Riz: Of cource it is!
Then Riz ran over to it, leaving his friend in the dust then just as he got to the bacon he got shot and dropped down to the ground, Figo ran over to him and even though Riz was about to die he warned his friend
Riz: Figo! dont come any further, you were right its not a bacon tree, its a.... its a..... its a hambush!
Oh, that's bad.
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