So a rabbit and a bear find a lamp in the middle of the forest. They both fight for it, and in the process...*POOF!* out pops a genie. The genie says, "I'll grant each of you 3 wishes."

"Who'll go first?" they ask. They play "Rock, Paper, Scissors" and the bear wins.

"Hmm, let's see," says the bear. "I wish all the bears in this forest, except for me, were females."

*POOF!* All the other bears in the forest were turned into female bears. "Now it's your turn," says the genie to the rabbit.

With hardly any thought, the rabbit yells, "I wish I had a motorcycle!" *POOF!* He gets a motorcycle.

The bear glances over at the rabbit, somewhat puzzled. But he shrugs it off and thinks some more. "Hmm...I wish all the bears in the next forest were females as well." *POOF!* All the bears in the next forest were turned into females.

Almost immediately after the bear's second wish was granted, the rabbit exclaims, "I wish I had a helmet!" *POOF!* He gets a helmet.

The bear stares at the rabbit, thinking What the heck is this dude thinking? Then aloud he says, "You know what? The heck with it...I wish every single bear in the world, except for me, was female!" *POOF!* At that instant, every single bear in the world, save for this bear, was turned into a female.

The rabbit jumps onto his bike, straps on his helmet, and starts up the ignition. He raises one eyebrow at the bear, and shifts the bike into gear. Just before he speeds off into the thick of the woods, he yells at the genie, "I wish the bear was gay!"