Ok, ive got one:

There were these two guys called Fego and Riz and they were lost in a desert but they had plenty of water but no food and they were starving and where almost gonners then Fego smelt something over a sand dune.

Figo: You smell that Riz?

Riz: Ya, it smell like....bacon!

With that Figo ran over the dune and saw a tree full of bacon of all types dripping with juces, Riz was just abot to run to it when Figo said:

Figo: wait Riz it might not be a bacon tree

Riz: Of cource it is!

Then Riz ran over to it, leaving his friend in the dust then just as he got to the bacon he got shot and dropped down to the ground, Figo ran over to him and even though Riz was about to die he warned his friend

Riz: Figo! dont come any further, you were right its not a bacon tree, its a.... its a..... its a hambush!