*cough*pagan*cough* they require crude humour
*cough*pagan*cough* they require crude humour
Leave some shards under the belly
Lay some grease inside my hand
It's a sentimental jury
And the makings of a good plan
i don't even know what the smurf a red neck is
LET THE HAMMER FALL
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One day old Fred passes away. Soon after, Ethel decides she just can't go on any longer, and decides to do herself in. The only fitting way, she decides, is to shoot herself throught the heart. So she calls the doctor to ask where her heart is, to which the doctor replies below her left breast.
The next day Ethel was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left kneecap.
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I cant keep a straight face whenever I read that xDOriginally Posted by Cbc
jokes? i'll give you jokes.
there was this blind man right, walking down the street with his stick. he walks past this fish market, stops and takes a deep breath and says "hmmmmmmm good morning ladies"!
their were three nuns confessing all the bad things they have done, the first one puts her hands in the holy water and then said all the bad things she had done to the priest, the second nun did the same thing puts her hands in the holy water and confesses all the bad things she has done, the third nun just went straight to the priest and said to the priest i pissed in the holy water
Two blonds walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.
What do you call one man on the moon? A good idea.
What do you call ten men on the moon. A really good idea.
What do you call all the men in the world on the moon? Problem solved!
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a vicar and his friend john were playing golf. john misses a 4ft putt and says "dammit missed the bugger"! then the vicar said "john if you say that again the heavens will open and God will send a great big bolt of lightening down and strike you dead". so they continue to play. then john missed a 2ft putt and says "DAMMIT MISSED THE BUGGER"!!! so the heavens open and out comes a bolt of lightening and strikes the VICAR dead! and God says "dammit missed the bugger!
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Thread is too old. I don't want to reread the same jokes thinking they're new.
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