This Just In - Terrorists Attacks EoFF

[KentaRawr!]

On Channel 100 News...

Kentarou: "I'm Kentarou Nokuda and welcome to Channel 100 news, your number 1 source of random crap. Today, EoFF Member Chris has been accused of supporting the Bombing of the EoFF Boards. Chris is a chatter that lives with someone somewhere. Heres Stealth#9 outside the court..."

Stealth#9: "Thanks Ken. Now, as you can see behind me, many people are waving signs around like fools in an attempt to protect this foolish life form known as "Chris", not realizing that what they do every day is useless. Eating Breakfast, going to sleep, brushing your teeth. It's all useless! Life is meaningless!!"

Kentarou: "Thanks 9 for that wonderful take on life. Don't go away! When we come back we talk about how Jedi is becoming a religion, after this."

Then you change the channel.