Come to me with the pathetic excuses for problems that pleague your disgusting life and I'll give you advice to help you be almost as perfect as me.
ASK AWAY!
"Dear, faster skating penguin ..."
Come to me with the pathetic excuses for problems that pleague your disgusting life and I'll give you advice to help you be almost as perfect as me.
ASK AWAY!
How can I train my toenails to shoot laserbeams?
How come I'm poor?
How comes your faster at skating than all of the other penguins?
Psy: You mean it can't already? YOU SUCK!
Hawk: Because YO MOMMA didn't like HER PIMP anymore. ZING
Jess: Because I consider it an art rather than a hobby
why am i so wierd is it my diet?
I used the plural form "toenails" and yet you used the singular form "it" instead of the plural form "they". Why can't you use correct grammar? Is it because you suck more than I do?
BMB: Yes. Cut down on the horse semen.
Psy: I would explain it to you in depth, but the overwhelming logic behind the matter would CRUSH YOUR BRAIN
How should I go about spanking my sixteen year old daughter?
nik0tine: Don't. Leave it to me *growl*
Are you on the southern tip of Argentina or Antarctica?
HOW DO I SHOT WEB?
I like Kung-Fu.
Xaven: Antarctica
DMKA: Drink acid. LOTS of acid.
Is the World Flat?
I used to think penguins were cute before you came. Now I think they're bloody murderers. Why do I think that?
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