"Dear, faster skating penguin ..."

**faster skating penguin** · 07-12-2005, 09:59 PM

Old Manus: YES I MOST CERTAINLY AM

**-N-** · 07-12-2005, 10:06 PM

Can I pee on your forehead?

**faster skating penguin** · 07-12-2005, 10:08 PM

-N-: THATS ABSOLUTLEY DISGUSTING!! DON'T YOU THINK I HAVE ANY SELF RESPECT!? OF COURSE YOU CANT PISS ON MY FOREHEAD!

Only in my mouth.

God, you sicken me.

**GooeyToast** · 07-12-2005, 10:30 PM

Are you teh product of a human ice skater, mating with teh fastest penguin?

~Keep it gooey~

**faster skating penguin** · 07-12-2005, 10:32 PM

Toast: No. I am actually the product of an overweight walrus & a human Mongolian. How I became a fast skating penguin remains a mystery evern to myself.

**Cuchulainn** · 07-12-2005, 10:35 PM

How come you make every other sailor pay but give out to me for free?

**StarlightAngel** · 07-12-2005, 10:42 PM

If the world was suddenly frozen over and the water and the sea was all smooth would you host an ice skating contest and who do you think out of the EoFF members (other than you) would do well/win?

**eestlinc** · 07-12-2005, 10:56 PM

I don't even know where to start listing the reasons this thread is wrong.

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