Now, as we all know, a Fantastic Four movie is comming out, right. A harmless summer movie, wouldn't you say? WRONG. It is a CONSPIRACY to turn our children HOMOSEXUAL!

Think about it:

A very flexible man

A woman you can't see

A large, strapping man know as "The Thing"

A man who is, literally, a flamer.


ONLY THE CHRISTIAN MEDIA CAN SAVE US FROM THIS ABOMINATION!!!