Pick-up Lines

[Dr.K]

Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?

[Dreddz]

Wow, you must be tired, cause you have been running around My Head All Day

Or Classic

I dont want your life story, just come to my back seat

[Cz]

"I must be in another castle, because you sure look like the princess."

Calm down ladies, there's plenty of time for all of you if you form an orderly queue.

[ScottNUMBERS]

"I'm wearing a sprocket"

[MAS82587]

Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.

i hope u mods dont care if i use this one, even though there is some language in it. ill put it in a spoiler tag, so dont read it if u are not mature. or do. this one's just too funny just to pass up.
(SPOILER)Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "f*** it".

[Mitch]

I once picked up a girl because she liked my shoes.


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[Del Murder]

That font looks sexy on you.

[Shoeberto]

Direct Futurama ripoffs -
"I find the most attractive part of the female body to be the boobies."
"If I told you that you have a nice body, would you take off your pants and dance around?"

One I came up with one day -
"Do you like Star Wars? Well, you must be the princess, 'cause I wanna Leia."

[Peegee]

Here's 500$. You are my date for tonight.

GET ON THE BUS YOU ?@$>@! NOWW!!!!1

and so forth.

I'm smooth that way.

[Bomber]

*beckons*

If I can make you come with one finger, just imagine what I can do with TEN!

[Jebus]

"Hi. I'm a pretentious law student who studies philosophy and...hey. Where you going?"

[GooeyToast]

Howdy there sailor! Lookin' for a good time?


~Keep it gooey~

[Ravenmorghane]

This worked for my current boyf:
'Hi im going to leeds carling festival'
his reply?
'me too!'

Thats how we chatted eachother up! seriously!

classic: 'did it hurt when you fell from heaven?'

[Devourment]

"What do you want for breakfast?"

"Get your coat love, you've just pulled."

[crazybayman]

"I GOT FOUR WORDS FOR YOU: HO-LI-DAY-INN"