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    Default Pick-up Lines

    Post your favorite pick up lines!


    "Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight ... or do you perfer emotionless sex?"

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    wth?

    "get dumped lines are more pointfull"

    LET THE HAMMER FALL

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    "You've got something on your crotch."

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    "Hey, aren't you Grace Jones?"



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    Do I know your sister?

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    I seem to recall one about a genie.......


    --Box Box Box Box

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    "Let's have sex."


    there was a picture here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus
    "Let's have sex."
    That is a serious 50/50 line. I applaud you

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    "do you like final fantasy?"












    ....wait a minute...
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    "Hi."

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    "I am not planning on slipping this pill into your drink and then dragging you outside and raping you. Oh, I'm Paul by the way!"

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    "I pay in cash"
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    "I have a 16 inch ..." get creative with it from there

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    Quote Originally Posted by faster skating penguin
    "I have a 16 inch ..."
    marmoset.

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    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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