Pick-up Lines

**Old Manus** · 07-13-2005, 09:44 PM

"It's currently £10, but I'm willing to negotiate."

**faster skating penguin** · 07-13-2005, 09:46 PM

Originally Posted by Raistlin

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

you win

**Shoden** · 07-13-2005, 09:47 PM

"hello i'm ... and you are?"

**Meat Puppet** · 07-13-2005, 09:49 PM

With one flex of my body girls rush to have sex with me. I don't even need to talk, let alone pick up lines.

**Winter Nights** · 07-13-2005, 09:52 PM

"Where do I slide my credit card?"

**Old Manus** · 07-13-2005, 09:53 PM

I'm great at - Oh, wait.

**Phil** · 07-13-2005, 09:54 PM

whatever happened to Linus?
Did he really kill himself that one april fools day?

***Psychotic*** · 07-13-2005, 09:55 PM

He got banned for posting porn.
Nope.

**Shoden** · 07-13-2005, 09:57 PM

"i seem to misplaced my heart let me check you"

"hey have you seen my thingy"

**Heath** · 07-13-2005, 09:57 PM

Originally Posted by Raistlin

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

I've always liked that one.

A personal favourite was one that someone used on a friend of mine while she was at work:

"You come here often?".

**Phil** · 07-13-2005, 10:15 PM

"I'm a level 49 light elf."

**faster skating penguin** · 07-13-2005, 10:26 PM

Phil, that never works. But when you flash Level 36 Paladin on them, you gotta beat 'em away with a stick.

**MAS82587** · 07-13-2005, 10:39 PM

smile if u wana have sex with me!

**nik0tine** · 07-13-2005, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by faster skating penguin

Originally Posted by Raistlin

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

you win

Neel wins.

**Giga Guess** · 07-13-2005, 10:43 PM

One that I've actually had luck with.

"Wanna ****?"

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