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    That's two words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravenmorghane
    This worked for my current boyf:
    'Hi im going to leeds carling festival'
    his reply?
    'me too!'

    Thats how we chatted eachother up! seriously!

    classic: 'did it hurt when you fell from heaven?'
    Yeah, girls don't need pickup lines. For a girl "Wanna have sex?" seriously will work.

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    "you have nice feet" (SPOILER)"they would look even better at the end of my bed"

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    Hello little boy. Would you like to come with me?

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    Don't girls usually just slap guys when they use pick up lines? Or walk away?? :laugh: Good luck.
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    Not me. I'm too damn sexy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TisWas
    That's two words.
    No $hit. :rolleyes2

    That's the point of it....its broken up into 4 sylables, so that someone dumb or uneducated would think that's actually 4 words, instead of 2.
    WICKED-AWESOME SIG.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faster skating penguin
    Quote Originally Posted by Ravenmorghane
    This worked for my current boyf:
    'Hi im going to leeds carling festival'
    his reply?
    'me too!'

    Thats how we chatted eachother up! seriously!

    classic: 'did it hurt when you fell from heaven?'
    Yeah, girls don't need pickup lines. For a girl "Wanna have sex?" seriously will work.

    wheres the fun in that? guys should make datin more fun by not hoppin in to bed with the first girl that offers.
    I had to chat up my fella cus he was a bit shy

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    Hello, my name is Brad Pit, I'm sure I look different when not on camera...but lets put that aside for now...

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    "That outfit is becoming on you. But then again, if I were on you, I'd be coming too."
    "That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my floor."
    <!--"Nice shoes. Wanna f***?"-->[leeza]*snip* That's a bit too much and do not go around the filter. ~ Leeza[/leeza]
    "Are there mirrors in your pants? Because I can see myself in them."
    "I seem to have lost my number, could I have yours?"

    "You sure do got a purdy mouth." (i.e. Deliverance)

    "Hey there. Do you like puppies? Hey, look what I got..."

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    "i'm dead sexy look at ma sexy body you wanna see all of it coz i wana see you hot stuff"

    LET THE HAMMER FALL

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    "just shut up and nobody gets hurt"

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    "My name's [name], remember that cos you'll be screaming it later."

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    these are mostly mens chatup lines... hmm one for ladies to use i think
    (in a bar or nightclub) "scuse me but you appear to be sittin in my place, but dont worry I'll just perch on you face for now if thats ok"

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    >>> I am the black mage, I casts the spells that makes the peoples fall down!

    it never worked though..
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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