Only real things that truly happened in your life!

I'll start this off!

Case #1: Once I was reading a magazine summary; it read: "In this issue we're talking about malaria".
I read: "In this issue we're talking about Materia"! I was like, "WTF"?!

Case #2: A few nights ago I dreamt I was going around in a Vincent cape. O__o'


What are your funniest cases? Confess!