complete strangers come up to you and ask how to set up the materia to beat emerald and ruby weapons, or who to use to beat Ozma. I'm a walking strategy guide for the FF series and like 10 other RPGs.

You write fan fics about what would happen if all Final Fantasy characters were warped to a single planet and had an all out brawl against each other. (Squall won the swordsman competition, Vivi won the Magic Competition and Kain and Freya tied the Dragoon competition, I havent wrote the summoning or the white magic competition.)

I have a friend who made a weapon that would be Final Fantasy VII, complete with materia slots (He used Green and Red Marbles)

You win at a card came and you hum the Final Fantasy victory theme.