<b>ENFORCERS FIRE COACH</b>

<i>Associated Press</i>

In a shocking move, the Oakland Enforcers have fired head coach Del Murder after a 2-5 start. Del, who led the team to two championships in the last three years, had been having some off-field issues which brought his focus into question. Coming under fire for the recent benching of Kerry Collins, and the controversial decision to stick with Miami defense against the Kansas City running game, management decided to make a move. After starting 2-1, the Enforcers have lost 4 straight, losing most recently to the mediocre Burning Legion. 'We're gonna miss coach,' said running back Rudi Johnson, 'but we have to move forward, not backward. Up, not down. Maybe now I will get the ball more.'

When asked for comment, the highly decorated coach simply said 'I'm not here to talk about the past.' Word is that he will pursue jobs in hockey and basketball, or take it easy until the California Angles begin spring training.

Interim coach will be long time special teams coordinator, repo man. Rumored candidates for the vacancy include young up-and-comer Kirobaito, and veteran fantasy manager Agent Proto.

EoFFFL commissioner Fresno was unavailable for comment.