WTF I cut my nose shaving.

[Ryth]

I ran into a door.....

[Mitch]

Glued my teeth together once...

[-N-]

I've hurt my liver before.

[Reles]

A teacher at my school enjoyed telling us this horrible story about how she first decided to shave her underarms, unfortunately, it was not her underarms that got a shaving, but her...O.O

I'll just leave it at that...

Teh Edit: Thankfully they grow back.

[Peegee]

What, her eyebrows? I don't imagine anything else being shaved to be that big a deal.

[Reles]

xD Dare I say it? Her nipple.

[-N-]

That's some bad aim, or some long armpit hair.

[Reles]

That's some bad aim, or some long armpit hair.

I found it amazing that they actually grew back normally. You'd think you'd have some permenate odd nipple scarring. Yeah I don't know what she was thinking though, maybe she thought the underarms were apart of the boob, so therefore you had to shave in that general region...or she just slipped.

[Peegee]

I'll never see koroshiya ichi the same way again.

(koroshiya ichi is a sick sick (relatively speaking, and not something I agree with since I love the film) from Japan)

[Silmaril]

I poked myself in the eye with the pointy end of a pencil in eighth grade and I couldn't stop walking into poles in 9th grade (weird years )

[Project G]

I ran my finger along a razorblade and I didn't realise it was a razorblade. My finger didn't stop bleeding for 5-6 minutes

[ScottNUMBERS]

I almost blew up a microwave my setting it to 60:00 (I ment to set it to 6:00) yeah xD

I just hate it when that happens.

[bigbri2k5]

my friend was stabbing airholes in a microwave meal got annoyed and stabbed it so hard the fork went right through and into his hand.
he spent hours at casualty having it checked out

[Dixie]

I ran into a door.....

I've done that so many times.... Like last month, I ran into 5 doors in one day. Not fun! My nose hurt after that.

I also choked on yogurt. Don't ask how. It just happened.

Then I poked myself in the eye. That was hurtful.

I'm really stupid.

(Sometimes.)

[mike without a hat]

I fell down some stairs chasing after our cat when i was real little, like still a baby.

Then another time i was sitting on the back of a couch and my dad was sitting normally on it and when my dad stood up the couch tipped over and i hit my head on a window sill and it knocked the wind out of me for a while.

I shot the tip of my finger point blank while playing paintball, it didnt break the skin but the veins under it and my finger swelled up with blood, it hurt so bad i thought it was broken so i got xrays and it wasnt