WTF I cut my nose shaving.

[Peegee]

What nonsense have you done to yourself?

[faster skating penguin]

Nonsense done with self? Well that could be taken several ways.


Either way, HOW THE HELL DID YOU MANAGE TO CUT YOUR NOSE WHILE SHAVING?

[Old Manus]

Choked on a cornflake.

[Devourment]

My nose bleeds when I brush my teeth if I itch my nose only slightly. =/

[Dr.K]

Plunged my hand into the sink earlier and there was a knife sticking out. Smooth

[faster skating penguin]

I know someone who TRIPPED OVER A BUNNY RABBIT and fractured his arm so severly he had to have surgery. Wow.

[Hawkeye]

Bunch of noobs. Ive done nothing wrong because I'm perfect

[Peegee]

My hand slipped and it sliced the edge of my nose. It's still bleeding -_-

[Zeldy]

Im rather slow when it comes to jokes

[ThroneofDravaris]

I sliced my finger open trying to pry apart 2 frozen hamburger patties.

Man those things are a bitch to separate!

[Meat Puppet]

hey levian where's that picture of that guy trying to cut his nose off with scissors?

[nik0tine]

I stapled my own finger.

[Craig]

I stapled my own finger.

Also, cut some of my hair off once.

[Denmark]

I got ketchup on my ear whilst eating a hot dog when I was a lot younger. don't ask how.

oh, and I crushed a glass in my hand. still have the scar on my finger.

[Chibi Angel]

I've sliced my knuckle open on the lid of a tuna can