WTF I cut my nose shaving.

[Little Miss Awesome]

Plunged my hand into the sink earlier and there was a knife sticking out. Smooth

Gah! I hate doing that! I always do stupid things to myself, IN A CLEAN WAY EVERYONE! It mainly involves saying stupid things, once I broke my toe on my birthday looking for a pair of scissors to cut my hair out of the hair curler that was stuck in it

rofl
sounds like me, im real clumsy which involves catching my elbow on everything, gettin static shocks and stuff. Cookin is the worse but I wont go into that!

I think we are identical! Some of my experiences, although the worst thing wasn't my fault, it was my friend's, who decided she was hungry at 1 in the morning...