WTF I cut my nose shaving.

[Ravenmorghane]

I havent done much but I 've seen my mates do some stupid things
one of them fell in grass and got a huge piece of glass stuck in his kneecap
one was opening a bag of salad at work with the knife and hit herself in the face with it

Oh yeh and i remember at crucial crew when i was about 11 (does anyone remember crucial crew?) there was a pole affixed to a wall that the army people had set up and it fell on my head as i was walking past. i got to see a real field medic
plus i fell over some boxes at work just the other day and im covered in bruises. It hurt at the time but makes me laugh now!

[Little Miss Awesome]

Plunged my hand into the sink earlier and there was a knife sticking out. Smooth

Gah! I hate doing that! I always do stupid things to myself, IN A CLEAN WAY EVERYONE! It mainly involves saying stupid things, once I broke my toe on my birthday looking for a pair of scissors to cut my hair out of the hair curler that was stuck in it

[Bomber]

I've walked into doors before the latch was completely open...

[Ravenmorghane]

Plunged my hand into the sink earlier and there was a knife sticking out. Smooth

Gah! I hate doing that! I always do stupid things to myself, IN A CLEAN WAY EVERYONE! It mainly involves saying stupid things, once I broke my toe on my birthday looking for a pair of scissors to cut my hair out of the hair curler that was stuck in it

rofl
sounds like me, im real clumsy which involves catching my elbow on everything, gettin static shocks and stuff. Cookin is the worse but I wont go into that!

[Little Miss Awesome]

Plunged my hand into the sink earlier and there was a knife sticking out. Smooth

Gah! I hate doing that! I always do stupid things to myself, IN A CLEAN WAY EVERYONE! It mainly involves saying stupid things, once I broke my toe on my birthday looking for a pair of scissors to cut my hair out of the hair curler that was stuck in it

rofl
sounds like me, im real clumsy which involves catching my elbow on everything, gettin static shocks and stuff. Cookin is the worse but I wont go into that!

I think we are identical! Some of my experiences, although the worst thing wasn't my fault, it was my friend's, who decided she was hungry at 1 in the morning...

[Ravenmorghane]

I managed to nearly blow up a microwave with metal objects (unintentionally) twice, you'd think I'd learn the 1st time ...

[Little Miss Awesome]

I managed to nearly blow up a microwave with metal objects (unintentionally) twice, you'd think I'd learn the 1st time ...

I despise microwaves, and gold plated plates

[faster skating penguin]

I almost blew up a microwave my setting it to 60:00 (I ment to set it to 6:00) yeah xD

[fire_of_avalon]

I used to walk into doors and walls a lot because I was backing out of rooms/not looking where I was going. I also have a habit of running things at work into me [everything has wheels, so when I'm rolling them sometimes I roll them too fast and then I get bruises and owie ;_;]

[ZuZu]

I still rip off my toe nails.... the whole nail I mean

[Old Manus]

Pitiful mortals.

[Destai]

My feet have a mind of there own. Im normally really confident on my feet but one time I was just standing straight up, not even walking and I somehow tripped.

[kikimm]

I had one fo those jollyrancher hard candies lodged in my throat for a long time (like...10 minutes). It wouldn't move, and it was really creeping me out.

My dad said that, while I was brushing my teeth, I got a huge...glob of it on the bed. Which is around a corner, and 10 ft away. I never move while I'm brushing my teeth. >=O But it would be kinda cool if it was me.

When I was 6, and really into Michael Jackson, I was watching this video of him where he jumps off something, so I jumped off my bunk bed, which was really high off the ground, and it knocked the wind out of me.

Yeah, not that much for me. I'm not complaining.

[Ravenmorghane]

I remember in school trying to lean back on my chair to grab my bag behind me and I fell flat on my back
Also not involving pain but when I was 4 I cut my hair in the garden (cus my dolls hair was plastic and wouldn't cut) I ended up with a really dodgy bob I looked like a little boy!

[Aurey]

Whacked my head on the bottom of a toilet looking for my polar bear ring I accidentally hit behind the toilet.

Accidentally put my razor in to my mouth when I was trying to put shaving cream on legs whilst shaving my legs. I cut my tongue.

I guess these kind of things only happen to me in the bathroom.