Don't even bother clicking this, you lowlife.

[-N-]

Are you a fifth-density being? Have you ascended to a higher plane of spirituality and now wish to turn and look down at your simpleton friends and laugh at their metaphysical childishness and confusion? Do you want to use obscure words like <i>deontology</i>, Latin phrases like <i>ad hominem</i>, and quote ancient Greeks like Parmenides, and know what you're talking about?

Well sign up right here, with the Council of Pretentious Philosophers! We are an organization of people with scholarly philosophy backgrounds that can't apply them to make any sort of money at all, so we'll just gather around and make fun of other people! See another "i liek this gurl but she dont like me" thread? Descend upon it with your ultimatums and homilies! Stuck in a boring discussion? Create an analogy to a philosophical paradox and state your brilliant resolution!

Why wait any longer than you have to? Start metaphysically bullying around your peers today and by tomorrow they won't even be your peers, but your philosophical inferiors! Feel the false security and false power of lording over other people's minds and thoughts today!

[Maxico]

Nice idea but I believe Mensa beat you to it.

[Mitch]

Are you a fifth-density being?

Yes.

[Peegee]

The thing is, does this thread even exist?

[Reles]

I am spiritual, Princess Neel.

[-N-]

What the hell is this thread? I bet PG hijacked my account.

[Peegee]

You need not placate me with such flowery ideologies. My pragmatic reality trumps any sort of empirical attempts at discovering reality, much less your excuse for 'objectivism'. Justified it with acceptance of your faulty membranes? I think not! Plato said it best when he said, and I quote, "Yo sup mai azn bredrens".

And more philosophy for you, if this 'council' were to be erected, would it even exist? Where would it be? Could I touch it? I think not. You cannot create it, so it does not exist, so neither do you.

[Psychotic]

I shall quote the great Jesus Christ, to prove how spritually superior I am:

Hi, I'm Jesus! ...LOL?

I am greater than any of you could ever hope to me, for I channel his very will through my knuckles and ribcage, and I can see through your eyes like they are a window into your soul. I know your desires and your fears, and I will utilise them and destroy you, for I am enlightened! BOW DOWN TO ME I AM YOUR SAVIOUR, WITNESS MY MIRACLES AS I CHANNEL THE POWER OF HEAVEN ABOVE.

I am a fifth density being. I am enlightened.

But I got fired from McDonald's for being stupid, but hey, living in my parent's basement is really cool! ...I wonder how many people will take my post seriously. WELL, I ALREADY KNOW FOR I AM ENLIGHTENED!

[eestlinc]

we're all in this together, kid

[Resha]

Oh! Cool. I need something like this. People think I'm stupid for some strange, unfathomable reason. ^_^ Can I join?

[Rye]

No, I'm 100000000th Ryechu level being.

[Dr.K]

Do you do Super Saiyan?

[ZeZipster]

Don't even bother clicking this, you lowlife.

Alright! =D

[rubah]

"Rawr"

Dissemble this statement and reflect upon the tenth connotation.

Then describe to us what it has in relation to a butterfly.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

This is only a dream, when I wake up I will be in my room watching Sailor Moon....*pinches self* Okay...didn't work, who turned off the lights? Was it that dang 5th density being?