Are you a fifth-density being? Have you ascended to a higher plane of spirituality and now wish to turn and look down at your simpleton friends and laugh at their metaphysical childishness and confusion? Do you want to use obscure words like <i>deontology</i>, Latin phrases like <i>ad hominem</i>, and quote ancient Greeks like Parmenides, and know what you're talking about?
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Why wait any longer than you have to? Start metaphysically bullying around your peers today and by tomorrow they won't even be your peers, but your philosophical inferiors! Feel the false security and false power of lording over other people's minds and thoughts today!