Do THIS one day:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
You: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
You: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
You: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
You: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
You: Yes, sir.
(Hearing this, the officer SHOULD immediately called his captain. The car SHOULD quickly surrounded by police, and the captain SHOULD approach the driver to handle this tense situation
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
You: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
You: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.
You own the car. DUH!
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
You: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
You: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
You: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!
I'll bet it will work!
(I have never been pulled over before...I DON'T DRIVE! I'm only 12 years old!)
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