My Mom is like Shinra

[Rye]

She sent me to sector seven in the lower plate.

Where YOU belong! >:O

I'll belong YOU

All your Shinra Mom are belong to us.

[Maxico]

My Mum set me up the bomb.

[Old Manus]

My mother are sick.

[-N-]

I'm like the Shinra. Maybe I'll hit up your mom sometime.

[Old Manus]

Her house is like Shinra because it has lots of floors.

[Chris]

My mother's name is Mick.

[kikimm]

My mother have mother in a house. 2 mothers for me.

[Destai]

Seriously woman, STFU raraaahhh *rants*
She wakes me up at eight in the morning and tells me to hang out the close. Im still asleep so I say yes because it usually makes her leave if I say it enough while Im trying to sleep. She leaves-I fall asleep. I have no memory of her telling me to hang out the close when I wake up because I was still practically asleep when she told me then she rants for half an hour and I dont get any bacon for breakfast. So why is YOUR Mom like Shinra?

[SIZE=1]Do you mean 'Clothes?'

yes clothes, bah who need correct spelling.

[Mitch]

My mum is like Quina

[Shlup]

My mom is like Shinra 'cause she, uh... doesn't give me unlimited amounts of money as I desire.

[Devourment]

There's not enough space in this forum for me to rant about my mum. She's eeeviiil. But I still love her of course.

Example #1

"What did you get for your report grades?"

"Cs & Bs."

"That's not good enough, you need As & A*s"

Example #2

"Can you make me a cup of tea please?"

"Okay.. *Makes tea*"

"You could of put a bit more milk in it, & there's not enough sugar in it."

Example #3

*Me coming back for a 40 mile bike ride*

"Hi mum, I'm back."

"Can you go to the shops for me, I need some shopping."

Example #4

*Kettle breaks.. & I've not even touched it in the last week, & I'm in my bedroom, whilst my mum is trying to make a cup of tea*

"JOSH, what have you done to the kettle? You've broke it haven't you!"

I could go on for longer if you want.

*Sigh*

[SomethingBig]

wait, was this guy even here when that happened?

Pfft, he wishes.

My mom's like Shinra cuz she's always gettin' killed by terrorists.

[Doomie]

she gets in the way

lolz ur mom is fat.

[Destai]

she gets in the way

lolz ur mom is fat.

rofl

[MoonZapdos]

My mom is like Shin-Ra because she keeps giving me orders all the time. x(