There's not enough space in this forum for me to rant about my mum. She's eeeviiil. But I still love her of course.

Example #1

"What did you get for your report grades?"

"Cs & Bs."

"That's not good enough, you need As & A*s"

Example #2

"Can you make me a cup of tea please?"

"Okay.. *Makes tea*"

"You could of put a bit more milk in it, & there's not enough sugar in it."

Example #3

*Me coming back for a 40 mile bike ride*

"Hi mum, I'm back."

"Can you go to the shops for me, I need some shopping."

Example #4

*Kettle breaks.. & I've not even touched it in the last week, & I'm in my bedroom, whilst my mum is trying to make a cup of tea*

"JOSH, what have you done to the kettle? You've broke it haven't you!"

I could go on for longer if you want.

*Sigh*