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  1. 07-17-2005, 12:07 AM #16
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    Drink some bleach/cloreine/whatever the hell blank says to me.
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    Your Mom isn't bad! Well, it's bad, until you add "goes to college." Then it's brilliant. Your Mom goes to college!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lindy
    Boris Karloff called, he wants his bad joke back.
    Hey Lindy- your village called. They want their idiot back...
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  4. 07-17-2005, 12:13 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil
    Quote Originally Posted by Lindy
    Boris Karloff called, he wants his bad joke back.
    Hey Lindy- your village called. They want their idiot back...
    You should stop listening to the voices in your head, I know they keep telling you that you're cool, but they're not real y'know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lindy
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil
    Quote Originally Posted by Lindy
    Boris Karloff called, he wants his bad joke back.
    Hey Lindy- your village called. They want their idiot back...
    You should stop listening to the voices in your head, I know they keep telling you that you're cool, but they're not real y'know.
    Your just jealous because all the voices are in MY head and not YOURS!!one
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    Once a 90 pounder decided he wanted to be a quarterback for the practice. He says "Down! Set!" Then the coach walks over and asks him to "Grow Some Balls" and to stop talkin' like he just got a shot to the balls.

    Funny cause if I said that it would be a stupid joke, but since the coach said it everyone was saying it was hillarious.
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  8. 07-17-2005, 12:25 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Craig
    Yes, "ur mum" is most definately the worst comeback ever.
    Agreed.
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  9. 07-17-2005, 12:29 AM #24
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    "i know you are but what am i?"

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    'YEA, WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT ATTRACTIVE'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lindy
    Lindy... :<3:
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  12. 07-17-2005, 12:39 AM #27
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    Fat Albert called, he wants his FAT BACK.
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    "Stop being so like yourself!"
    Rinsing ensued. Poor lad
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    Quote Originally Posted by Craig
    Yes, "ur mum" is most definately the worst comeback ever.
    best one is when i used "ur face" as a comeback. oh man, i said it after everything. it was stupid, but it amused me more than most comebacks, to the point where my best friend got TOO annoyed. i said "ur face" to something she said, in which she replied "u killed it. its done."

    ....i simply replied "ur face killed it". genius.
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  15. 07-17-2005, 02:37 AM #30
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    I'm so tired of "cool people" using that damn "yo mama" come back for every insult. At least i can usually think of something creative.

    "Yeah, well, at least I'm not a LOSER!"


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