I know right!!?? They act cool and big but once you insult their ass they get all hard on you. Hard as michael jackson at a child convention. K. That was just a dumb pun, but yeah. Im sick of it...Originally Posted by GooeyToast
I know right!!?? They act cool and big but once you insult their ass they get all hard on you. Hard as michael jackson at a child convention. K. That was just a dumb pun, but yeah. Im sick of it...
ur face hahahaha thats a classic ROFLOMGLOL hilarious....the comeback i really hate is 'what-ever'. Its like stupid, it means anything so you dont go
'Your an idiot' "in general?" or 'Your an idiot' "anything".
Children have conventions now!?!?
and another one i hate is 'Your an idiot' "Yeah well your crashNUMBERS!!!"
Jackass Jock: Billy, you're a fairy.
Me: *examines nails and speaks in bored tone* Nymphs and sprites exist only in the minds of the infantile and ignorant...
Jackass Jock: Huh? I said you're a fairy!
Me: *sighs and examines other hand's nails* I have no wings; I am 6'5", and I speak in a deep voice. I have no paranormal powers, save for my intellect, which is only paranormal when compared to the likes of you... I lack all the qualities of the mythical creatures you suggest. *looks up at Jackass Jock* I sincerely hope that your prowess at football outweighs your mental development, or you're bound to a future as naught but a burden on society... *walks away*
lol ur gay
Ha! The memories are flooding back.
"Feed me."
I am laughing right now. That's so funny!
The worst comeback ever....?
"Yeah, well, your mom is so fat, she's the size of the ocean!"
I cracked up. It was so dumb.
EDIT: "Four eyes!"
LAME!
All life begins with a Nu and ends with a Nu.
Someone was showing me a Video Game, and I foolishly assumed it only came out in japan. I said:
"Why is the text in English?"
Him: "I don't need to answer that."
Me: "I really am confused by this."
Him: "If you don't understand, go away."
Me: "That didn't quite make sense."
Him: "YOU DON'T MAKE SENSE!!!"
Me: (That didn't make sense either...)
Last edited by KentaRawr!; 07-19-2005 at 01:37 AM.
Oh yeah?? Well..yer...asian!
"yeah well so's your face"
Or the worst one ever directed at me, by a lonesome chav not so long ago:
"yeah well get a haircut you dirty greebo"
Haha! Master Shake we hardly knew ye ^_^
B-E-N-D-E-R BEEENNNDER! B-E-N-D-E-R BEEEENNNDER!
Yeah well your....your just....
*12 hours later*
...Stupid.
I can't remember what comic I read that one in.
"Thats right, u know i did cockboy, ur just stalling because ur not quick enough to think of a comeback."
"I'm not quick enough, this guy thinks im not quick enough. Well guess what i am quick enough......... COCKBOY!"
I couldn't have said it better myself.
Your mom
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