Old men with amnesia

[Kittay]

So I was taking a morning walk a few weeks ago and an old man with amnesia stopped me. I wish it were Galuf or Tellah or something, but it was worse. He asked me if I was married, and then if I had a boyfriend. Then he recited two Shakespearean sonnets, and I walked away. About a half hour later, we had the exact same conversation; he totally forgot who I was (or maybe pretended to?)

Couple days ago, I ran into him again when walking with a friend. Did the same thing. I swear if I hear these sonnets one more time...

Just a random story.

To give this thread a purpose, has anyone ever had any unusual encounters with old people? :joey:

[eestlinc]

first person to post a GILF story gets banned.

[Kittay]

^ hahaha yes

[Mitch]

damn.

my grandmother completley forgot who i was once. kinda sad

[Reles]

Before my great grandpa died, he thought he had a pet monkey and used to talk to children that were never there.

[Kittay]

aww guys, no sad stories! :-(

[Dreddz]

I run If I see an Old Person

[Blackmageboi]

the old people take pictures of me and beat me with sticks and i'm not joking

[ThroneofDravaris]

I saw a picture of old guys with amnesia once. They seemed to had forgotten to wear clothes..

[Old Manus]

I saw a picture of old guys with amnesia once. They seemed to had forgotten to wear clothes..

:joey:

[Tama2]

This was when I was like 7. My freind and I use to go to an retirement center every now and then. (his mom worked there) We be running around and stuff. But once we got on the patio this old dude in a wheelchair starts yelling at of to get off the patio. He said it was his. I was confused. So whenever we would go there we would run off and on it. He kept yelling at us. I kinda feel bad about it now. Poor old dude.

[Necronopticous]

One time when I was about 14 years old I was walking to the bus stop in the older part of Victorville with my best friend at the time, Andrew. As we got to the bus stop we noticed that there was one other person on the bench, an old man with faded tattooes running down both arms and smelling strangely of urine. He then proceeded to talk at a yelling tone to us, ending nearly every sentence with "'Cause I'm an angel... Helllllllll's Angel!"

Scared to death, we stood there and listened to this freak for nearly 15 minutes before his bus arrived. He kept calling us "candyasses" because we wouldn't take him up on his request for us to punch him in the face and "see what happens." He then proceeded to ask us if we were virgins, which we were promptly called "candyasses" once again for not getting any at 14.

Good times.

[Alive-Cat]

My house is next to a home, old person's home that is, and there was this crazy lady who used to shout at me as I walked passed. I just used to freak out and run.

[Leeza]

I work in an old folk's home and I have plenty of stories, but I won't get into them as most of them are sad.

[kikimm]

Um...the summer before I went into highschool, I was at Taco Bell with my friends, who we'll call Sam and Joe. I've been friends with them for quite some time; but while I sat down, to wait for Sam and Joe, this old lady came up to me and asked me "How old are you dear?" And I said "13 (or 14, I don't remember)." And then she shook her head in that disapproving sort of way, and left just as Sam and Joe came back. Yeah, so she figured I was doing things with Sam and Joe that I shouldn't have been at that age. If only she knew.