Old men with amnesia

[Psychotic]

first person to post a GILF story gets banned.

On a random, unrelated note, are YOU a grandparent, eest?

[Xander]

Creepy old men stare at me in ways that are just wrong ;__;

[Doomie]

I was on the bus and I thought an old woman said hi. So I said hi back. She got all freaked out at me. It turns out she was talking to herself.

[Psychotic]

Creepy old men stare at me in ways that are just wrong ;__;

I AM NOT CREEPY. OR OLD...OR A MAN.

[Ravenmorghane]

I hate the old men who come into the store I work in cus its creepy they all call my by my name and try to flirt with me... old men always do this, one of them calls me the wrong name every time he sees me (I couldnt care less really) and another one is a stalker.
Old ladies are ok so long as they dont block the pavements or hog the roads

[DarknessFromAbove]

One time, I was on this bus going . . . somewhere, and there was this elderly lady sitting across from me, looking right at me, and talking about how she needs to get plastic sergery because "business is bad" or something equally as creepy as that. Then when she was getting off, she patted my knee and told me not to worry because there's bigger fish in the sea I have no idea what she ment, but now-a-days I steer clear of old people on the bus because I've met many more sense then who are just as scary as her

[Ravenmorghane]

One of these creepy fanatics (that seem to follow every girl from where I work) came up to me in the street and said unashamedly 'I just been watching you from accross the street'
SCARY!

[eestlinc]

On a random, unrelated note, are YOU a grandparent, eest?

no, and I'm not even old. Maybe comparted to you people, but still. Besides, I think you should have PMed me about this.

[Mitch]

On a random, unrelated note, are YOU a grandparent, eest?

no, and I'm not even old. Maybe comparted to you people, but still. Besides, I think you should have PMed me about this.

BAN HIM!

[Devourment]

Well I was on my skateboard the other day & an old man came over to me & said, "you know, those things are dangerous. I know someone who nearly killed himself on one.", & then I said, "do you want a go on it?."

[KentaRawr!]

I never have, and I SERIOUSLY want to avoid them now. o_O

But my Mom has told me some stories about old people with horrible memory.

[Miriel]

I had on a Kaiser Chiefs shirt and was shopping at a Deli when this ancient looking man hobbles over to me and asks me if I went to the concert in LA a few days ago. I looked at him as though he were insane. And then I realized he was talking about the Chiefs concert and it turned out that he had been there too. Coolest old person. Ever.