Would work for me. *is Australian*

Australian english is a naturally smart-arse langage. If someone was to ask an Aussie a question, it's likely that they'll say what they're NOT and then let you work out the rest. For example:

Q: How are you?
A: Not bad.

Q: How long did that take?
A: Aw, not long.

Q: How much was that?
A: Wasn't cheap!

And they're PRAWNS, dammit! PRAWNS! wtf is a shrimp!? Bloody drongos.