Master Chief: Fanboy Whore
Starfox: FURRY WITH A GUN!!!!
Samus: Sexy
Ayame: Ninja with CORRECTLY SIZED BOOBS!
Tidus: Huh? What? Summoner?
Link: Fairy boy with cool sword
CJ: Carles Junior
HK-47: AK-47
Ivy: Dyke
Solid Snake: He who knows great butts
Freya: Mine![]()
Tifa: She with to many fanboys
Sephiorth: Mama's boy
Kefka: Mr. EVIL LOL
Rouge: Boing boing boing boing
Sonic: Streaker
Squall: ...
Jack of Blades: Wannabe Villain