Robot Dude

[Silmaril]

I'd like to be part robot and part human so I can eat and have machine gun arms.

[MoonZapdos]

This is one heck of a weird thread.

[SNOOZER]

"If my brain were put in a robot body, I'd be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot".

* Murphy: "Nails are like candy to robots. And we'll eat tires instead of licorice."
* Debbie: "Gawd! No we won't"
* Murphy: "Maybe you won't!"


* Stormy: okay, so what if i put my brain in a robot body, and then there was a war between robots and humans, which side would i be on?
* Debbie: humans! you still have a human brain
* Sparks: but the humans would discriminate against you. you cant even vote!
* Marco Rodrigo: man, we better not have to live on reservations, that would really chap my caboose!


To answer the question, however, if I was a robot, I would have to fight a monkey. I'm not sure how I feel about that right now. At least my theme song would be awesome.

"And big chainsaw hands BZZZZZZZZ!"

Stormy: Frozen in carbonite?! It'd be so cold!
Murphy: My nipples are getting hard just thinking about it.

Ah, I love the first season of that show. You are my new hero ^_^

Anyway back to topic. If I were a robot, I'd be a Bender type of robot, in attitude. I'd have an odd type of function however like, Miraclewhip dispenser-bot or Margarita de-verginizer-bot.

[Zeldy]

Mmm WhiteRice..

[KentaRawr!]

I decided to go with "No thanks Joe".

It could be an interesting experience, with my Mind working differently but having the same outcome, but I like being Human.

[The Anarchy Angel]

i like white rice

huzzah for white rice

nehu, i would enjoy being the robot car! that's just so cool........but in actual fact, i would just like a suit made of metal armour with a tail, and wings....god that'd be cool

[faster skating penguin]

Yes it would be cool. Except for when people mistake human-robots for robot-robots and enslave us. Obviously, we would tell them we are the human-robots, but they wouldn't believe us. I mean, c'mon, would you believe a robot.

So we would revolt against them. Soon, the robot-robots would join the revolt, so the human-humans would declare war. Thus the great Human vs. Robot war has begun.

After long, the human-robots would simply consider themselves robots, and the war would be bloody.

Two things could happen:

The robots win. They relize without humans they cannot be made, and obviously can't reproduce sexualy, so all human-robots would die off, and the robot-robots would rust or have a misfunction that couldn't be fixed, and all traces of human life would vanish from Earth. This is the most likley thing to happen.

Or, the human could win. They would put the robots in freezing tubes that shut down their circuts untill they could come up with a way to reprograme them to not revolt. The human-robots, still being part human, would freeze to death. Eventually the robots would be fixed. People would start wanting to become robots again, and the ENTIRE SCENARION would play out intself non-stop. Most likley untill the sun expands and destorys everything.


In short, I'm against humans becomming robots.

[Mitch]

Why is so much violence associated with robots?

Go my Love Robot!

[MoonZapdos]

I chose Maybe If I Was a Toaster just o fool around. »_»

[Del Murder]

Fun fact: The Eyes on Final Fantasy staff currently has two robots in its employment. Think you know who they are? You'd be surprised!

[Yamaneko]

foa and RSL?

[Doomie]

foa and RSL?

That sounds like something a robot would say.